10 Signs you are a Stepford Wife (update: March 1, 2010)

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10. You think “the joy of sex” means your husband gets the most out of the experience, and it doesn’t matter whether you climax or not.

9. There’s one fact you know with undisputed certainty: He is always right.

8. Happiness means a sparkling kitchen and immaculate rooms throughout your home.

7. Girltalk means sharing cooking recipes that have met with our husbands’ approval.

6. Your son has a higher vote than you when it comes to what the family wants to do, just because he’s a man.

5. When you go out with your husband, the only thing on your mind is how to appear as pleasing to him and as decorative as possible. You know you are meant to be seen, not heard.

4. When you walk into your home, the first thing on your mind is, “how do I make my husband comfortable?”

3. You lavish your husband with praise and attention, because you admire him so much.

2. You are always in the mood, and there’s nothing he asks you to do that you won’t say no to.

1. Your only hobby and career goal is to serve him with a smile.

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8 Responses to “10 Signs you are a Stepford Wife (update: March 1, 2010)”

  1. rebeljoe Says:

    This is outstanding. These 10 signs you are a Stepfordwife should be dubbed; “The Ten Commandments” of being a woman. They should be pasted on every wall of every building in every town..They should also be tatooed upon Gloria Steinem and all of her ilk.

  2. Nesa Simon David Says:

    I think these 10 commandments are a great idea. When I get married I hope my wife will be a stepford wife. I’ll even help her start up a local stepford wives club here in canberra :)

  3. Ivy Says:

    This is how a wife and speaking for myself future wife should live. But Point 7 is not only talking about cook recipes it can also be tipps about housekeeping, fashion men love that we wear it and so on. Girl talk is everything to keep him happy

  4. Anudeep Says:

    As others said before,these are 10 commandments for women to become dutiful wife.I will present these points to the girl to whom i wish to marry and will get married only if she agrees and accepts the role of a ‘ideal wife’ who follows these commands.

  5. Claire_Emile Says:

    Hey, this is great! I score a 10 out of 10 :) I knew there had to be others like me.

  6. SandraMerino Says:

    hello, Im so glad I’ve found this place, but I do have a question and I would like you to help me. My mom has always thing that we should live as a traditional family. So she always worked in the house, she always tries to look attractive, she always prepare perfect meals and clean everything so my dad can be happy. Buuut…. he’s constantly cheating on her, no matter what my mom does, its just not enough. What should they do? my mom just have to deal with that? or what? she is devastated because she tries so hard to make my dad happy, but he’s still hurting her. Can you give her an advice? It would help her a lot. Thanks

  7. admin Says:

    Hi Sandra,

    This questions does come. What we tell those who ask us is to gently
    broach the subject one day and ask the husband in question. “Have I
    done something that does not please you? Am I not doing something that
    makes you stray?” And see what happens.

    Another advice would be to ask another man, perhaps her husband’s
    close friend on what she should do. Men know how to handle other men
    better than we do. They would probably be able to get to the bottom of
    it faster than if it was us who are seeking answers.

    Of course, lots of prayers and self examination helps as well. We
    always have to be honest with ourselves. Maybe it IS something we are
    doing or NOT doing that is causing this to happen.

    Best of luck!
    Irene

  8. Nesa Simon David Says:

    Prevention is always better than cure.. a woman should ideally choose the right husband to begin with, rather than marry a cheater. i mean it really goes without saying…

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