Getting to Thin and Staying Thin

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NPR has an article positing that fat people becoming fatter as a result of fat discrimination. Why that’s downright silly. We have heard obesity being blamed on anything from computer time to soda, moods, weather, and even the kitchen sink, but we’ve never heard of the blame being placed on bullies.

Fat comes from eating too much and eating recklessly. Getting fat, and staying fat, should be blamed squarely on the individual. Sorry, but the first step to getting things done is to take personal responsibility, and stop blaming the world.

We at the organization stay trim with religious devotion. Why? To please our husbands, what else!? Men like thin to very thin women, and our mission is to please.

That’s not to say there hasn’t been a battle of the bulge. Georgina is very slim these days, but she gotten there by getting a firm talking to from her husband Edwin. One could say he shamed and humiliated her into a diet. And it worked! There’s nothing like a strong man at Stepford telling us what to do, and we’ve been very pleased with the results. Georgina, even Blair would be utterly devastated with gaining so much as 1 to 1.5 lbs. Just the thought of disappointment in their husbands’ faces would send them screeching off to the gym, or a quick jog around the neighborhood.

So don’t believe a word you hear. An order from the head-of-the-household is the best antidote for the muffin top.

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4 Responses to “Getting to Thin and Staying Thin”

  1. Stepfordbree Says:


  2. Carolina Belle Says:

    Hello Ladies, I’ve been checking out your site for a while now, and I think I can relate to a lot you all have to say! My husband and I are living and working in China, and being surrounded by all these size 2’s (only hefty people you see over here are foreigners!) it has truly given me the inspiration to exercise more and take off these pounds. The above article is good. I am looking forward to seeing more posts from you all!

  3. lynnhopkins Says:

    Thank you for this post….I have let my weight get above what is acceptable to my husband and this is a good reminder of why I need to work on this.

  4. katyalanalov Says:

    Hello, I must say I do love your site and can only dream of being as amazing wives as you woman are. Thank you greatly for inspiring me to be the wife my husband deserves.

    I have a question if that is ok with you, what do you ladies think of as appropriate work out, running and gym wear?

    Thanks again,


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