Trump For President

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We have to say, Donald Trump wasn’t exactly our first choice for the president of the United States of America.

Donald Trump and wife Melania

Donald Trump and wife Melania

But the more the election campaign goes on, the more we realize Trump is our man. The ethos of conservatism is to return society back to the way things were (on top of, of course, balancing the budget, respect, local government, and reasonable spending).  So what is the way things were?


We at the Stepford Wives Organization feel that men have become so effeminated and delicate due to the political correct ( PC = politically correct ) climate that they have strayed and lost their way from being men. Men don’t say “I respect you and will do whatever you want.”


Men talk like Trump:

“I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it…. I did try and f— her. She was married,” Trump says.

Trump continues: “And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married,” Trump says. “Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”

On Arianne Zucker, the actress who is waiting to escort them into the soap-opera set.

“Your girl’s hot as s—, in the purple,” says Bush, who’s now a co-host of NBC’s “Today” show.

“Whoa!” Trump says. “Whoa!”

“I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” Trump says. “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

“And when you’re a star, they let you do it,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

“Whatever you want,” says another voice, apparently Bush’s.

“Grab them by the p—y,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

What’s wrong with this? Nothing at all!

Men have to return to being men! This is what drives and energizes us women!

We may not like or approve his approach, but you can’t just demand that men behave like old fashion men on certain issues, and stay modern men on others.

Let’s face it ladies….we read “bodice rippers” romance novels not for grammatical structure and literary imagery. We read it for MEN!

You want the old-fashion lumberjack beard, you have to accept what goes with the beard!


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