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She Wants President Hillary, He Wants President Trump, She Wants A Divorce.

Saturday, August 20th, 2016
Kerry Maguire and Tom Stossel, among the many couples whose relationships have frayed during the 2016 election season, at home in Belmont, Mass.

Kerry Maguire and Tom Stossel, among the many couples whose relationships have frayed during the 2016 election season, at home in Belmont, Mass.

Wife wants to vote for Hillary, husband wants to vote for Trump. She demands he vote for Hillary or she will divorce him and move to Canada. If Canadians are truly smarter than Americans, then they would not grant her entry. No serious and devoted wife would ever demand anything from her husband, let alone decide his personal choice for a president. If anything, we at The Stepford Wives Organization believe a wife should ALWAYS vote for who her husband votes for.

Many of the girls in our organization believe that we shouldn’t vote, but that is irresponsible. By voting for who your husband votes for, you are effectively increasing your husband’s voting power by two.

So ladies, always ask your husband who he wants you to vote for, and abide by it come voting day.

 

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Asking For Permission The Stepford Way

Thursday, April 28th, 2016

asking permission

Here at the Stepford Organization, not only do us girls always ask our men for their advice, we always ask for their permission. We ask for his permission before making purchases, we ask for his permission if we’re going to spend an afternoon out, we ask his permission before we take a little bite of a delightfully guilty dessert (which is seldom, because ladies…remember the waistline!)

But there is two ways of asking for permission. Although we have a deep reverence and admiration for a man’s guidance in every part of our daily decision making, we feel a man doesn’t want to be constantly harassed with every minutiae of our lives, most of which are meaningless anyway. So instead of going to him and posing the same question in the same exact way “what do you think I should do?” We suggest the Stepford Way of asking for permission.

These are basically variations of the question “what should I do?”

  • “Honey, I’d Like To Hear Your Opinion On This”
  • “What would you do in this case?”
  • “What do you think would be the smart thing to do?”
  • “How would you approach this?”
  • “I’m thinking of going out, is there anything you need me to do before I leave?”
  • “I’m thinking of going out, when is a good time you’d like me to be back?”
  • “I’m thinking about making this purchase, do you think it’s financially wise?”
  • “My opinion is whatever your opinion of the matter is.”
  • “I’m happy when you’re happy.”
  • “I value your input.”
  • If you’re at a lost of how to phrase “what should I do?” to your husband – a phrase that should be first and foremost in every Stepford Wives’ mind, just remember our no. 1 rule of thumb” The word you or your should be in every phrase or question when you are communicating to your husband or man asking for his permission.

    “We Don’t Vote Unless We Are Told To” – The Stepford Wives Organization

    Wednesday, November 12th, 2014

    At the Stepford Wives Organization ( http://www.stepfordwives.org || http://www.stepfordwife.com || http://www.stepfordgirls.com ) we do not vote unless we are told by our husbands to do so. And it’s always because he wants an extra vote for his candidate.

    We believe we are not informed or educated enough to make a decision about politics, so we let the man of the house handle the important matters concerning our country. Besides we are so wrapped up in dinner preparations that we seldom have time to look over the credentials of candidates.

    Here are more reasons why we don’t vote. Click on each picture to view in original dimensions.

    Oktoberfest Recipes 2014 at the Stepford Wives Organization

    Thursday, October 2nd, 2014

    Oktoberfest has been in full gear at the Stepford Wives Organization. We recommend a mix of Spatzle, Red Cabbage, and Bockwurst (simply because the leek / scallion taste is delicious). Try googling a local butcher in your area using the keywords “German / Polish sausage.” Or you can call them up. We recommend buying them fresh. From that point on, you can just cook them in boiling water between 5 to 10 minutes (to get the insides cooked), then drain, and pan fry (or grill). Or you can buy them pre-cooked.

    If you make Spatzle, remember to spray or brush the collander/spatzle maker with olive oil to ensure the dough will slide off the holes easier!

    You can also make Semmelknodel in place of Spatzle. (recipe for Semelknodel)

    You want to wash all this down with an ice cold glass of Augustiner Beer, made in Munich where Oktoberfest is celebrated. Of course, it won’t taste as grand and fresh as if you were there (we’ve tried both), but it’s the next best thing.

    A Picture of Augustiner Beer

    Fresh Herb Spaetzle
    (source: Epicurious )

    2 1/4 cups all purpose flour
    1 teaspoon salt
    1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper
    1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg
    3 large eggs
    3/4 cup whole milk
    8 teaspoons minced assorted fresh herbs (such as parsley, thyme, rosemary, and chives), divided
    4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) butter, divided
    2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, divided
    8 ounces mushrooms, thinly sliced
    1 medium onion, chopped
    3/4 cup (or more) low-salt chicken broth

    Preparation

    Blend flour, salt, pepper, and nutmeg in large bowl. Whisk in eggs and milk, forming soft batter. Mix in half of herbs.

    Bring large pot of salted water to boil. Butter large bowl. Working with 1/3 cup batter at a time and using rubber spatula, press batter directly into boiling water through 1/4-inch holes on coarse grater, strainer, or wide ladle. Stir spaetzle to separate and boil 2 minutes. Using fine sieve, scoop spaetzle from pot, drain well, and transfer to buttered bowl. (Can be prepared 3 hours ahead. Let stand at room temperature.)

    Melt 2 tablespoons butter with 1 tablespoon oil in heavy large skillet over medium heat. Add mushrooms; sauté until beginning to soften, about 4 minutes. Add onion; sauté until beginning to soften, about 5 minutes. Add remaining 2 tablespoons butter, 1 tablespoon oil, and spaetzle. Sauté until spaetzle begin to brown, stirring often, about 10 minutes. Add 3/4 cup broth. Simmer until broth is absorbed, adding more broth if dry. Mix in remaining herbs; season with salt and pepper.

    Red Cabbage & Bacon
    source: Chow

    INGREDIENTS

    1 medium head red cabbage
    6 thick slices applewood-smoked bacon or other smoked bacon, cut into lardons (about 1/4-by-1/4-by-3/4-inch pieces)
    1 medium yellow onion, thinly sliced
    2 tablespoons packed dark brown sugar
    2 tablespoons Dijon mustard
    1/3 cup cider vinegar
    1 cup low-sodium chicken broth

    INSTRUCTIONS

    Slice cabbage in half lengthwise. Use a sharp knife to cut a V-shaped notch around the white core and discard it. Slice both pieces in half again so you have 4 quarters, then thinly slice each piece crosswise into 1/4-inch-thick strips. Set aside.
    Place bacon in a large Dutch oven or other large, heavy-bottomed pot with a tightfitting lid over medium heat and cook, stirring occasionally, until browned and most of the fat has rendered.
    Add onion and stir to coat in the bacon fat. Season with salt and freshly ground black pepper and cook until the onion softens and the edges begin to brown, about 4 to 5 minutes.
    Add the reserved cabbage, stir to coat in bacon fat, and cook until the cabbage begins to wilt, about 4 minutes. Stir in the brown sugar and mustard.
    Deglaze the pan with the cider vinegar, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of the pan with a spatula. Add the chicken broth and season with a few pinches of salt and more freshly ground pepper. Bring to a simmer, then reduce the heat to medium low and cover the pan tightly. Simmer, stirring occasionally, until the cabbage is soft and soupy and the bacon is tender, about 45 minutes. If the cabbage begins to look dry, add more broth or water.

    When He Comes Home Everyday

    Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

    Here is a remix we put together from an old PUCK comic.

    Please click on the image to view a larger, detailed version of the illustration.

    Enjoy!

    Click on the Image for an enlarged detailed image of this comic strip

    The Husband Is The Head of The Wife

    Wednesday, September 17th, 2014
    Ephesians 5:22

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    Assemble Yourself To Your Husband’s Specifications and Needs at Stepford Wives Organization

    Saturday, September 6th, 2014

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    Assembled to you husband's specifications at stepfordwife.com

    Assembled to you husband's specifications at stepfordwife.com

    “In Front Of Every Successful Woman Should Be A Man”

    Monday, July 21st, 2014

    As avid followers of the evolving ideas of traditional marriage, we at The Stepford Wives Organization are constantly scouring the internet and printed book matter for ideas and new information.

    We have mentioned the polygamous FLDS (Fundamental Latter Day Saints) group, purely out of interest for their anachronistic ideas of traditional marriage and their views of the man as the head-of-the-household. After all, our favorite “bible” of marriage was written by a Mormon.

    Now to be clear, none of us at the organization support polygamy, and we certainly do NOT condone underage marriage or child brides in ANY form. From a purely historical historical however, legal marriageable age in 13th century England was 12 yrs old, without the consent of parents! Up till the 18th century, girls at 13 yrs old married without the consent of their parents. Girls in the American colonies married as young as 9 yrs old. So whether you agree with it or not (we don’t), legal standards are a fluid concept that keeps fluctuating with the times.

    Here is a wonderful idea from the FLDS group:

    If somebody says, ‘You look pretty today,’ you’re to say, ‘Well, it’s because of my husband,’ or ‘It’s because I have such a wonderful father.’ ”

    All glory, she says, must be passed on to the priesthood head, or the male with the highest level of religious authority in a woman’s family.

    source: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/04/21/20080421polygamydress0421.html#ixzz3878Xs2Zj

    We at The Stepford Wives Organization are delighted to give all credit to our men, even in instances where we were responsible for the praise. We see this as an additional dimension in supporting our men and placing them in a positive light. Because at the Stepford Wives Organization, we have a favorite saying: “in front of every successful woman should be a man!.

    Stepford Wives In The Kitchen Where We Belong ( Miles Aldridge for Agent Provocateur )

    Monday, February 3rd, 2014
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    Stepford Wives In the Kitchen www.stepfordwives.org. Photo by Miles Aldridge for Agent Provocateur

    Photographer Miles Aldridge has been called upon to create an ad campaign for lingerie brand Agent Provocateur.

    Our husbands approve of the photo series, and we agree. There is nothing wrong with dressing in a racy way, as long as you are doing it for your husband and in the privacy of your home. Furthermore, our husbands have always encouraged us to wear garter belts to harken back to better, more traditional days of the 1950s. Click here Stepford Wives Dress Code to read more about it.

    We have been told by our men to doll out and get down to our sexy delicates when spoiling and serving them on many occasions, even during meal times or just sitting watching television. It’s a harmless request, and shows our eagerness to be available to them at all times. Of course, we would definitely encourage the use of an apron if you are doing the dishes, and even if we get a spot or two on us, remember: what better way than to please a man visually when we are pleasing him by keeping his home clean?

    Stepford Wives in the Kitchen www.stepfordwives.org. Photo by Miles Aldridge for Agent Provocateur

    Here is another photo from Miles Aldridge’s portfolio. Notice that his women are portrayed low to the ground, a classic advertising position in portraying fascinating femininity.

    Stepford Wives in the Kitchen www.stepfordwives.org

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    Agent Provocateur’s amazing lingerie can be viewed at: Agent Provocateur

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