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The Three Qualities of A Good Wife

Saturday, June 24th, 2017
A good wife....by Chanakya at Stepford Wives Organization

Chanakya Quote: A Good Wife

Stepford Is Back: The Beginning Of A Trump Era

Monday, January 23rd, 2017

First of, us girls here at the Stepford Organization (http://www.stepfordwives.org) would like to congratulate President Trump and his family for his success in becoming the 45th president of the once greatest country in the world. Now we look forward to him fulfilling his job to make that country great again.

Thinking back to that golden decade of the 1950s, America was great when us women kept silent, kept the home clean and sparkling, and let our men take the lead. We maintain the domestic life but were always there to support our men with optimism, commitment, and religious devotion. Here is President Trump’s elegant wife Melania holding the Bible for him to be sworn in. Look at the way she watches her man with deep reverence and honor! A picture says a thousand words:

Donald Trump Inauguration Make America Great Again

We will we return to that golden age where women answer to the Stepford edict; to look fresh, beautiful, chaste, obedient, and attractive, while our men do all the talking. Witness here:

Donald Trump Trumps Get Interviewed Women Keep Quiet Stepford

It’s not only enough to be attractive. Remember, in Stepford we work hard to be sexually gratifying and available to our men at any time.

Businessman Donald Trump and wife Melania Trump arrive for the 40th Anniversary Saturday Night Live (SNL) broadcast in the Manhattan Borough of New York February 15, 2015. REUTERS/Carlo Allegri (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT REAL ESTATE BUSINESS)

So while the men in the new White House do what they need to do to lift our country up again from the dismal eight years, it is time for us women to get in high gear and answer the call to life our men up and be men again.

Trump For President

Wednesday, October 12th, 2016

We have to say, Donald Trump wasn’t exactly our first choice for the president of the United States of America.

Donald Trump and wife Melania

Donald Trump and wife Melania

But the more the election campaign goes on, the more we realize Trump is our man. The ethos of conservatism is to return society back to the way things were (on top of, of course, balancing the budget, respect, local government, and reasonable spending).  So what is the way things were?

 

We at the Stepford Wives Organization feel that men have become so effeminated and delicate due to the political correct ( PC = politically correct ) climate that they have strayed and lost their way from being men. Men don’t say “I respect you and will do whatever you want.”

 

Men talk like Trump:

“I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it…. I did try and f— her. She was married,” Trump says.

Trump continues: “And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married,” Trump says. “Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”

On Arianne Zucker, the actress who is waiting to escort them into the soap-opera set.

“Your girl’s hot as s—, in the purple,” says Bush, who’s now a co-host of NBC’s “Today” show.

“Whoa!” Trump says. “Whoa!”

“I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” Trump says. “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

“And when you’re a star, they let you do it,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

“Whatever you want,” says another voice, apparently Bush’s.

“Grab them by the p—y,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”

What’s wrong with this? Nothing at all!

Men have to return to being men! This is what drives and energizes us women!

We may not like or approve his approach, but you can’t just demand that men behave like old fashion men on certain issues, and stay modern men on others.

Let’s face it ladies….we read “bodice rippers” romance novels not for grammatical structure and literary imagery. We read it for MEN!

You want the old-fashion lumberjack beard, you have to accept what goes with the beard!

 

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A Stepford Wife Is Not Complete Without Her Smile….

Friday, March 25th, 2016

Proverbs 31 in the good book may outline many of the qualities to be a strong, good, hard-working wife. Many of our readers who are terrific individuals who work hard at their marriage and relationship on top of their daily routine know this. However, what sets a Stepford Wife apart is that you should do all this – on top of your daily work – with a big, bright smile.

A Stepford Wife may work hard – at cooking, cleaning, taking care of and pleasing the man in our lives, but it means nothing unless we do it with a smile, especially a smile for him.

A Stepford Wife Needs A Man and Her Smile To Bring Her To Life at stepfordwives.org

A Stepford Wife Needs A Man and Her Smile to bring her to life at stepfordwives.org


We look at it this way: smiling is the cherry on top of dressing nice, being neat and clean, courteous and polite, and staying in shape.

A Stepford Wife Needs Her Smile at stepfordwives.org

A Stepford Wife Needs Her Smile at stepfordwives.org


Constant dieting and exercise are great. Never complaining and sugar-coating everything as if your station in life is the greatest thing is wonderful, but smiling is the crown that should sit on all that hard work. Smiling means we are happy to be compliant and submissive to our man’s needs and his happiness.

A Stepford Wife Needs Her Smile at stepfordwives.org

A Stepford Wife Needs Her Smile at stepfordwives.org


The art of the Stepford Wife is to make it all seem effortless. Let the day glide by as if you haven’t lifted a finger…and look forward to the night when we do our real work.

With a smile to show how glad we are to be with him!

A Stepford Wife Should Serve and Please Her Man With A Smile at stepfordwives.org

A Stepford Wife Should Serve and Please Her Man With A Smile at stepfordwives.org


photos are by Momchil Hristov for Maximum Magazine

The Evolution of Man and Woman

Wednesday, January 1st, 2014

Happy New Year and a great Stepford 2014 to all our readers.

Carolyn’s husband showed her this fascinating series of drawings from Italian comic illustrator Maurilio Manara (aka Milo Manara) on the evolution of Man and Woman through historical periods. She forwarded it to us, so we decided we had to share it with you. As you can see, some things change, but some things will always stay the same. Here at the Stepford Wives Organization, our edict is that we put out and serve our husbands on demand, without question, at all times. So this graphic shows that we are in good company and that our credo has been carried on for thousands of years. It suits our Stepford philosophy perfectly!

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT IN ILLUSTRATIONS. NSFW. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. SEXUAL AND VIOLENT DEPICTIONS IN ILLUSTRATED FORM. DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE UNDER 18.

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You can see more of this Italian artist’s work at his website: Milo Manara Official Website

Getting to Thin and Staying Thin

Saturday, July 27th, 2013

NPR has an article positing that fat people becoming fatter as a result of fat discrimination. Why that’s downright silly. We have heard obesity being blamed on anything from computer time to soda, moods, weather, and even the kitchen sink, but we’ve never heard of the blame being placed on bullies.

Fat comes from eating too much and eating recklessly. Getting fat, and staying fat, should be blamed squarely on the individual. Sorry, but the first step to getting things done is to take personal responsibility, and stop blaming the world.

We at the organization stay trim with religious devotion. Why? To please our husbands, what else!? Men like thin to very thin women, and our mission is to please.

That’s not to say there hasn’t been a battle of the bulge. Georgina is very slim these days, but she gotten there by getting a firm talking to from her husband Edwin. One could say he shamed and humiliated her into a diet. And it worked! There’s nothing like a strong man at Stepford telling us what to do, and we’ve been very pleased with the results. Georgina, even Blair would be utterly devastated with gaining so much as 1 to 1.5 lbs. Just the thought of disappointment in their husbands’ faces would send them screeching off to the gym, or a quick jog around the neighborhood.

So don’t believe a word you hear. An order from the head-of-the-household is the best antidote for the muffin top.

Breast Size Preference an indicator of Traditional Male Attention?

Monday, May 20th, 2013

You betcha. In a recent study, men who prefer larger breast sizes were found to harbor greater sexist attitudes. Now a distinction needs to be made between benevolent sexism and hostile sexism. Benevolent sexism places women on pedestals, while hostile sexisms reinforces negatives attitudes and stereotypes towards women. Whichever sexism it is, we say “bring it on.” Sexism reinforces the difference between the sexes, and is the core of what makes fascinating womanhood fascinating. Even though egalitarianism is a noble idea to strive for, true equality would mean a loss of identity for the Stepford wife.

The original novel for the Stepford Wives reiterated many scenes where breast size was a trait of the women in Stepford:

“Good night,” Joanna said, and watched Carol go-profile of too-big bosom-into her kitchen and close the door. She reappeared almost instantly at the over-the-sink window, adjust the water lever, taking hold of something and scrubbing it. Her red hair was neat and gleaming; her thin-nosed face looked thoughtful (and, damn it all, intelligent); her big purple breasts bobbed with her scrubbing.

The filmmaker Pedro Almodovar once said that the women in his movies are always big bosom, due to to the belief among Spaniards that big breasts symbolized a healthy harvest.

In the Stepford Wives Organization, we believe if our husbands prefer us to be bustier, having an augmentation done to please our men is a privilege that we’ll happily agree to in order to pledge our compliance to their wishes. It doesn’t matter if other women find our bust size a little unnatural. All that matters is that our husbands like them.

That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax, with cleansers, shampoos, and deodorants. Pretty actresses, big in the bosom but small in talent, playing suburburban housewives unconvincingly, too nicey-nice to be real

Where To Get The Right Advice on Pleasing A Man: Men

Tuesday, March 12th, 2013

Is there a possibility that we have wasted years of our lives reading beauty salon glossy magazines on how to make him happy? The answer is Yes. They are written by women for women, entirely removed from the reality of what men want. Imagine men reading articles about how to please a woman ( our husbands would consider this a waste of time ) written by another man.

Back in the pre-internet days, we were limited to where and how we got our information, but in this modern day and age, where access to millions of male minds are at the tip of our fingertips, there is no excuse. Now you might think – as we once did – that websites that give information on how to look after your man would be the place to go. And we try to share our information with you at the Stepford Wives Organization

However, the bookshelf has changed. We need not go to the magazine racks any longer. The place to look is online. And you should be creative. Don’t dismiss any little passing joke, meme, motivation posters, or comments placed by men. This is the genuine Holy Grail we are after: a direct unadulterated route into the minds of men.

The Good Girl Gina meme (above) is one example of a meme (a standard image whereby contributors add their nuggets of wisdom to). Click here at the Good Girl Gina meme page for more. The Good Girl Gina meme is the female counterpart of “Good Guy Greg,” a meme men look to to learn about positive male traits.

Spoof Motivational Posters like the one below are also camouflage places on the internet where men voice their dissatisfaction with the modern woman.

And last of all, there are the maverick writers who shoot from the hip. Though often difficult to swallow, and offensive to our sensitive ears, a woman who truly wants to please her man knows no limits on where to go ONLINE to find new ideas. Here is an article that originally published on E-How that was later removed. Matthew enthusiastically forwarded it to our Liz. And it reinforces the concept set forth by the Obedient Wives Club: if you don’t want your man to cheat, you have to have the knowledge of the working girls out there in what she does. The following link is Not Safe For Work and is not for the faint-of-heart. If you blush easily, please do not click on this text-only link (adults only, sexual content): How To Please A Man